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marysgarage1
03 November 2009 @ 12:13 am
The New Moon movie is about to come out and I wanted to throw a few  big hints at all the guys who complain about Twilight. #1 Do they realize that they are throwing away their best opportunity to meet a new crop of women? Especially if those women & girls are in a confined environment like a Comic-Con. #2 Don’t complain about any 4 book series that you have not read. That just shows your ignorance. #3 Books for women are for Women, Stupid! #4 For those lucky enough to be in a relationship, utilize Twilight as a gateway drug into other parts of fandom.

But on a similar line of Vampiric thought:
Christine Feehan & Sherrilyn Kenyon books are better. Because when you are not a 12 year old girl you do not want sparkle you want your Vampires to have Bite!

Woke up Tuesday morning to cool weather and heavy cloud cover and actually thought to myself, Carpathians must be battling. I think I have read too many books in my attempt to escape reality. Naaaah never!
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: True Blood: Do Bad Things To You
 
 
marysgarage1
03 November 2009 @ 12:16 am
Dentist: I took Thing 1 & Thing 2 to the Dentist. Both stories require hand gestures & eye rolls but blogging will have to suffice. Sadly I am not done with their long  and drawn out craziness, but I promise I will be soon and when I do you will LAUGH! (I also owe everyone 2 other stories with pictures!)

I got an email about my 30,000 Honda Maintenance. They wanted $600.00! In this economy!? I prefer to eat...and shop. Chris had his friend Al do it. Yea friends!

Did you know Non-profit charity organizations are not subject to the NO CALL rule? I used to donate to the Police & Fireman fund several years in a row. When Chris lost his job I stopped donating, but they never stopped calling me...EVER! I became so annoyed that even though Chris has a great job now I have trouble giving again. They annoyed the hell out of me!

Joke: Woman tries to file a compliant with HR. Bob keeps making comments at me. He comes up to me at the water cooler and says, Gee my hair smells terrific.
The HR person does not understand the objection? That sounds like a compliment to me. Why are you so upset.
Bob is a dwarf.
 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Bad Things: True Blood Theme
 
 
marysgarage1
03 November 2009 @ 12:18 am
I have been using my attached keyboard and mouse for my laptop. I dislike the flat keyboard on the laptop so I try to avoid using it at all costs. I have very long fingers that do not work well with small keyboards. I learned to type on nice big ole' typewriters. Condensing the keyboards may be most people's idea of a good thing, but not mine. My basic white mouse is 2 1/2" wide. It seemed fine to me but over time I started to notice my pinky finger was not happy. I guess I kept thinking it was something else causing the problem. I decided last week while wondering around Fry's to get a new Mouse. I had a burning urge. Nothing was going to stop me! It was kind of weird because I was just heading over to the DVD section when the mice attacked. The mice chanted to me, "buy me, I'm big", "No, have me, I'm bigger, size matters". They seemed to have way too many to choose from. Some said they were big, but when I unwrapped them they fell short of my expectations. Others were so big and fancy with multiple buttons that they seemed like they would cause more problems than they were worth. I finally settle on one just my size, an iHome FastTrack laser mouse. It is very ergonomic & does not have a lot of extra frills which I do not need. It is taller and fuller so my hand is not so low to the desk, and the best thing it that it is 3" wide. That extra 1/2" makes all the difference.
 
 
Current Mood: content
Current Music: Michael Jackson: Smooth Criminal
 
 
 
 
 

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